Many years ago, as the HMS Sherman set out to sea on her maiden voyage the captain, hoping to lighten the tense mood on board, told a joke:
One day an elephant felt really hungry, so he got on his bike and rode to the pharmacy. When he got there he went inside, walked up to the pharmacist and said, "I'm hungry, can I have a sandwich?" To which the pharmacist replied, "We don't sell sandwiches here, this is a pharmacy!" Unfazed, the elephant responded, "Oh, that's ok, I brought my bike!"
Confused and more than a little worried about the sanity of the man who was leading them out to sea, the USS Polliwog sailed into the sunset...
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1 comment:
That is a classic joke, one which truly defines our adolescence I believe. It also reminds me of a joke that we were told by those Italian chicks with bad teeth - or was that the actual joke? I don't remember? I just remember that I thought those chicks were hot until they smiled. Teeth. So worth having nice ones.
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